ARSENAL manager Arséne Wenger has offered to pay in full any bets on his club winning the Premier League.
Following the 2-0 win against Liverpool on Saturday, Wenger told press that he would be “wasting everyone’s time” if he pretended any other club was in with a chance.
He continued: “We’re five points ahead, it’ll be ten by Christmas, and I fully expect us to grab three of the four Champion’s League places at the end of the season.
Mathematically there is still a chance we could lose. But come on. Right now the clubs main focus is the legal challenge that will let our under-16 team enter and win the FA Cup.
Wenger then removed a thick sheaf of banknotes from his back pocket and began dispensing them out to fans whod bet on Arsenal’s league victory, while apologising for making it look so easy.
The club will hold an open-top bus victory parade around the UK following next Sundays game against Manchester United, who under David Moyess management will be relegated if they dont win by eight clear goals.
Moyes admitted that further losses could put them in danger of a historic double relegation, which would send them down to League One or even the Conference North.
Meanwhile Arsenal play Borussia Dortmund in the Champions League on Wednesday, and have already announced that if they win, theyre taking home striker Robert Lewandowski.
