Wilshere to jump a row of buses during England friendly

ARSENE Wenger has criticised Roy Hodgson’s decision to have Jack Wilshere perform half-time daredevil stunts in Stockholm next week. 

The midfielder is returning to football after a lengthy injury spell that saw Arsenal physios lay all his constituent body parts on a blanket in the treatment room like a fleshy piece of flat pack furniture.

Wenger said: “While we we’re always willing to work with the England camp, personally I think it’s too early in Jack’s recovery to have him try and fist-fight with a puma.”