I was planning on hiring a plain looking serious business person

18-07-13

Dear Holly,

I’ve just had to make a difficult decision and I’m not sure if it was the right one. I was planning on hiring a plain looking serious business person to help me sell bric a brac out the back of a van but all I had to choose from was a pair of wanton hotties. How did this happen? They have befuddled me with their glitter and big shiny pouty lips. I’m all confused. I think Karren Brady has been spiking my tea. Please send help!

Alan

London

holly2111111Dear Alan,

The only thing you can do in these situations is trust your instinct. I can’t really explain what instinct is, because we haven’t covered it in science yet but it’s just that primordial sense of clarity you get, for example when a really fat person is about to sit at on the other end of the see-saw to you: a split-second decision can be the difference between escaping unscathed and skinning your entire face on concrete.

Hope that helps,

Holly

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