Taurus (20 APRIL–20 MAY) SPLASH out on a massage, restaurant trip, bunch of flowers or massage with happy ending this week. You’ve earned it.
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) When you get that feeling, you want sexual healing. And a course of antibiotics.
Taurus (20 APRIL–20 MAY) Did you know, your star sign is also a variety of potato?! So if you wouldn’t mind checking - yeah, you’re a potato.
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) Every dog has his day, and it's your dog's day this Thursday. Get his his robe and crown.
Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) Celebrity Virgos include Ned Stark, Viserys Targaryen, Robert Baratheon and have you noticed a pattern here? You’re not really in this one long-term.
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) Those Sky Q adverts are great, really eye-catching and memorable. You’re definitely going to get Sky Q the minute they explain what the f**k it is.
Aries (21 MAR-19 APRIL)
These Friends gifs everyone’s sharing are incredible! They really should put a bunch of them together, add sound and show them on TV.
Taurus (20 APRIL–20 MAY) Your fitness regime is going well as you manage to do 5k before work on Thursday, 'k' standing for 'KitKats'.