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Psychic Bob Taurus (April 20-May 20)Should an action be judged on its moral intent or on its benefit to society? And can either method be used to justify you repeatedly having sex with your neighbour’s dog?

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Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,I recently joined a government ‘Back to Work’ programme which was intended to stop me claiming benefits and start actually being a productive member of society, whatever that means. I was under the impression that this would be a positive step forward for me, but it turns out that not only am I expected to actually get out of bed and get dressed in the morning, I am also supposed to do things, like carry bits of paper from one room to another, or sit in a room with other people and talk about the next time we will be sitting in a room talking to one another. The whole affair is really starting to stress me out and I think I might have to sign off on the sick. What is your advice on this troubling matter?IvanLondon

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