Alcohol

BLAZING sun compels every Briton to indulge in alcohol at an event designed for same, whether called ‘Trudy’s wedding’ or ‘Glyndebourne’. What’s yours?

A DANGEROUS new novelty drink, BuzzBallz, is sweeping the UK, the media has warned us. So is there any way to prevent this sherry-strength alcopop ruining your life? Try these measures.

MINDFUL that there are only 55 hours to go before the first gig of the Oasis reunion, a man has started on pre-drinks this afternoon.

A BAN on alcohol adverts is guaranteed to make the British public immediately stop drinking permanently, it is believed.

BRITISH drinkers have agreed both Samuel Smith and Wetherspoons pubs are freakshows with an alcohol license but the former has the edge.

A MAN has arrived at his office prompt and early on Monday morning to be informed of what took place late and intoxicated on Friday evening.

JEREMY Clarkson’s new ‘100 per cent British’ pub has dared play American music, but the British love of the pub has always been based on myths.

A MAN who does not have a single coherent memory of a music festival he spent the weekend at firmly believes he had the time of his life.