Hungover history teacher accidentally starts teaching Game of Thrones

31-08-17

A HUNGOVER history teacher accidentally started teaching scenes from Game of Thrones as real events, it has emerged.

Martin Bishop, who drank two bottles of wine last night, had vaguely planned a lesson about medieval life while watching telly but he accidentally included elements from the hit fancy show.

Bishop said: “It was after Ned Stark got his head cut off that everything really began to change in Britain.

The Lannisters were a very powerful family and no one could really challenge King Joffrey for the throne after that.

“Not even the rest of the Stark clan plus a magic raven with three eyes could do it.”

Bishop then proceeded to describe everything that had happened in Westeros from seasons one to four, although he left out most of the sex.

Pupil Nathan Muir said: “I don’t watch Game of Thrones so it was a bit confusing when he was telling us about these dragons and the dead coming back to life. We usually only get that kind of thing in R.E.”

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