One Direction album about heroin

THE new album from boy band One Direction is all about smack.

1D member Harry Styles said: “The new album is called Take Me Home. It’s actually written from the perspective of a bag of heroin.

“There’s a track Heart Attack that’s about OD’ing, and Over Again is about the nagging compulsion to take more smack.”

Marketing executive Julian Cook said: “It’s a shrewd commercial move – the junkie market is global and it’s ever-growing. Loads of smackheads were into Take That.”