Piracy 'kills creativity of porn industry'

25-07-12

ONLINE piracy is preventing the porn industry making the challenging, creative films it wants to, insiders have claimed.

Once all these DVDs would have found happy, loving homes where they would be cherished

As O2 users are reprimanded for illegally downloading Ben Dover films, the porn industry has warned that piracy could lead to a drop in the quality of films in which dead-eyed quasi-prostitutes grimly hump like bored lions in a wildlife documentary.

Adult film director Wayne Hayes said: “Piracy means less money to bring your unique artistic vision to life. My latest film, Extreme Anal Violation Orgy, will now feature only moderate anal violation, and more of a small gathering than an orgy.

“Cost-cutting also means porn films will no longer feature the sharp scripts and involving plotlines they’re known for, such as someone going into a house and fucking someone.”

Others warned that piracy would mean the end of big-budget porn parodies like Star Wars XXX, devised for people with the entirely healthy desire to see Princess Leia fellating C3PO.

Porn producer Tom Booker said: “Illegal downloads could kill off mainstream blockbusters like Avengers Assemble, as well as my own homage to the Marvel universe, Assvengers Analised, in which Loki and Iron Man simultaneously violate Black Widow while Thor stands in the background frantically trying to make his ‘magic hammer’ work.”

Porn fan Tom Booker said: “Yes, I illegally downloaded The Female Amb-ass-ador, but I liked it so much I actually bought the other 25 films in the series.

“It feels great to put something back, especially considering how drained I now feel.”

 

 

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