Arts & Entertainment

AN alternative Christmas playlist filled with credible indie artists performing cool festive songs is being enjoyed by precisely nobody.

THE true crime genre has exploded recently, but in these shows dense criminals always make the same mistakes to help the police out. Here are the things they can’t stop doing.

TAKING your precious darlings to a form of entertainment more usually attended by the working classes? Here’s how to explain what the hell is going on.

BRYAN Adams has claimed Summer of ‘69 is about mutual oral sex, ruining it forever for everybody. These artists should know better than to make us picture their O-face.

WHEN your boyfriend suggests watching a film, he doesn’t want to engage with the story - he wants to show off his little facts to you. Here are some to get ahead of the game with.

ONCE bespectacled nerds, avid Doctor Who fans now see the show as an opportunity to take up arms for social justice. Here’s how to join them.

THE coolest kid in a school’s playground has already completed the Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer after it leaked last night, he has boasted.

THE BBC is not allowed to raise the licence fee by £15 because, in Sunak’s Britain, such a sum could break any family. They should cancel this crap instead.

FEELING pressured to skim through subjective rankings of things you haven’t bothered to see or hear written by twats with nothing better to do?

A MAN has discovered his partner has terrible double standards about sex scenes that are not part of the popular TV show Bridgerton.