Arts & Entertainment

How to look as stupid as Met Gala celebrities on a budget

WISH you looked as laughably idiotic as the celebrities attending the Met Gala? Create an appropriate wardrobe on a budget with our guide.

The Pussycat Dolls, and other bands way too old for their names

LATER this year, half an act that rode to fame on the popularity of lap-dancing will play UK arenas. Their combined age will be 137 but they hobble on regardless, as do these.

The Wicker Man, and other films with surprising yet disturbing wank potential

MASTURBATORY opportunities can present themselves at the strangest of times. Who would have thought these classic movies would contain dubious wanking material?

The Sex Pistols' albums, ranked from worst to best

THEY created punk and galvanised a generation, but almost five decades on from their debut release, how does The Sex Pistols’ discography stack up? Find out.

Six other biopics that would be wise to end the story nice and early

THE Michael Jackson biopic made the lucrative decision to end his story in 1988, before it all went too badly wrong. Which others need to call it early?

Soothing chat and boring pop: How I plan to keep Radio 2 in its middle-aged coma. By Sara Cox

CRITICS say Radio 2 is stuck in a rut, and that’s where we intend to stay. When I take over the breakfast slot, here's how I'll be keeping it bland the 'Foxy Coxy' way.

Led Zeppelin respect groupies as equals: Music history sanitised like the new Michael Jackson film

CRITICS have slammed the biopic Michael for omitting the sexual abuse he was accused of. So what other changes might be made to music films to avoid upsetting audiences?

I'm part of the toxic Bargain Hunt fandom, and it's f**king great

OUTSIDERS could never understand how it feels to be in the warm embrace of a thoroughly toxic fandom. For example, myself and the Bargain Hunters.

Michael Jackson biopic first film of Nonce Cinematic Universe

THE new Michael Jackson film is the first instalment of an interconnected cinematic universe of celebrity sex offenders, its producers have announced.

Euphoria, and other stuff not worth watching even for the boobs

THE new series of Euphoria features Sydney Sweeney making kinky OnlyFans content, but is it worth watching just for that? No, as these taught us...