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Five other art forms that can go f**k themselves and all, by Timothée Chalamet

NOT content with shots fired at opera and ballet, actor Timothée Chalamet has decided a number of other art forms are shite and for wankers, including these...

Iggy Pop, Blink-182 and other musicians who thought they'd perform cocks-out

THERE are times when a man needs to take the stage wearing nothing but his Fender Stratocaster to really lap up those cheers. These performers did it bollock-naked.

EsDeeKid, and six other acts which justify giving up listening to new music

IT'S claimed that your urge to discover new music stops after 30. Have you really become a tedious old music reactionary, or are a lot of new acts a bit crap, like these?

Peaky Blinders premiere best place for a ruck this week

Gig ticket cost to be inversely linked to how many new songs they play

THE price of concert tickets will now be reduced based on how many tracks from their new album nobody gives a f**k about the audience has to endure.

'A knowing homage to Debbie Does Dallas': How to talk about porn like it's cinema

PORNOGRAPHY is often criticised as if it has zero artistic value. If you’re a connoisseur, here’s how to talk about it as if you’re a serious cineaste.

The Cure, and six other bands for grumpy indie dads

A CERTAIN strain of indie appears custom-engineered for miserable middle-aged men to scowl at behind the wheel on the school run. If that’s you then you love these.

Wills and Kate: what do they do all day to not have time to watch films?

THE news that William and Kate have not had time to watch all five Bafta nominated films has the UK questioning what else they are f**king doing.

One-woman Dracula was a bloody stupid idea, say critics

A ONE-WOMAN stage version of Dracula was as bad as anyone imagining a one-woman Dracula would naturally assume, critics have agreed.

Lana Del Rey, and five other artists appropriated by right-wing fruitloops

THE right wing has no artists of any merit, and that makes them sad. Consequently they have decided they’re drafting these into their movement without consent.