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Gillian Anderson's acting career succession of ever more challenging wanks

GILLIAN Anderson’s portrayal of a depressed alcoholic in Channel 4 drama Trespasses has confirmed she chooses roles to challenge her fans’ masturbatory boundaries.

Wicked: For Good perfectly syncs with The Wizard of Oz, claims stoner

A HABITUAL smoker of cannabis has claimed if you begin Wicked: For Good and The Wizard of Oz at the same time, the pair match up perfectly.

Sam Fender, and other artists whose songs are impossible to tell apart

BEING afflicted with same-song syndrome isn’t necessarily a barrier to success. These artists have discovered what works and are in no hurry to change it.

BBC issues amber Children In Need warning

THE BBC has issued an amber Children In Need warning across BBC1 and Radio 2 beginning this morning and running until 10pm tonight.

Jagged Little Pill, and other breakup albums that make you wish they'd lived happily ever after

MANY great songs are born out of heartbreak. But it’s a shame certain artists didn’t find lasting love and not have to inflict these albums on the world.

Dismay as Booker prize once again won by book

Florence + The Machine, and other artists so irritating you'd swear you shared a student house with them

ONLY musicians and students can indulge in being wilfully obnoxious as a personality. Each of these brings back memories of an arsehole housemate.

Kate would do a far better job of playing Meghan in film

MEGHAN Markle is to play herself in an upcoming film despite the fact the Princess of Wales would be far better for the role.

Six features of anime that its adult fans are oddly reluctant to talk about

ANIME is hugely popular with Gen Z, and with many adults who choose to gloss over many of the genre’s more questionable aspects. These are not often discussed: