Arts & Entertainment

Led Zeppelin respect groupies as equals: Music history sanitised like the new Michael Jackson film

CRITICS have slammed the biopic Michael for omitting the sexual abuse he was accused of. So what other changes might be made to music films to avoid upsetting audiences?

I'm part of the toxic Bargain Hunt fandom, and it's f**king great

OUTSIDERS could never understand how it feels to be in the warm embrace of a thoroughly toxic fandom. For example, myself and the Bargain Hunters.

Michael Jackson biopic first film of Nonce Cinematic Universe

THE new Michael Jackson film is the first instalment of an interconnected cinematic universe of celebrity sex offenders, its producers have announced.

Euphoria, and other stuff not worth watching even for the boobs

THE new series of Euphoria features Sydney Sweeney making kinky OnlyFans content, but is it worth watching just for that? No, as these taught us...

Coldplay admitted to Indie Bedwetters Hall of Fame

COLDPLAY are celebrating the career milestone ‘we have always dreamed of’ after being admitted to the Indie Bedwetters Hall of Fame.

Actors improvising, and other red flags that guarantee you'll hate a film

NOT every film is as unambiguously amazing as The Matrix. If you spot these warning signs, walk out immediately.

How to get help if you're excited about the Harry Potter TV series

ARE you genuinely excited about the upcoming Harry Potter TV series on HBO? Here’s how to find the urgent psychiatric help you clearly need.

New Trainspotting kids' cartoon to be educational and fun, promises Welsh

A NEW cartoon based on Trainspotting will be a joyful learning experience for the under-fives, author Irvine Welsh has promised.

Blur, and other bands who followed popular success with albums recorded up their own arses

HAD a hit? Enjoying the money and blowjobs, but feel it does not adequately reflect who you are as artists? Then record your next album in your own colon, like these.