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Wuthering Heights, and other classics that wouldn't work if the characters were vaguely sensible

CINEMAGOERS will soon discover that Wuthering Heights could be half as long with a nice happy ending if any character had basic common sense. Also true of these.

New Gruffalo book sees him being milked dry by machine

None of these sexy looks are in the film, Margot Robbie clarifies

MARGOT Robbie has again worn a corset for the premiere of Wuthering Heights, a film where she will be clad throughout in the drab woollen rags typical of the period.

Six practical steps Charli XCX can take to stop being sad and childless

AN interviewer has been criticised for questioning Charli XCX’s decision not to have children. Sadly we all know he’s right, so here’s what Charli needs to do to end her childless misery.

Seven artists who played the weirdo long game to benefit from the Gen Z online freak storm

AFTER lying dormant for decades, Aphex Twin is the darling of the odd kids again. These acts knew their music would one day be loved by mutant youth.

Ideal if you love masturbating to evil in an empty cinema: We review the Melania movie

A MULTI-MILLION dollar documentary about Melania, the woman lucky enough to be the wife of president Trump, has been released. Here’s our review:

I keep all my Baftas in a skip, Hollywood actor reveals

We ask you: Is £1,600 to see Harry Styles live a bargain or an absolute steal?

HARRY Styles is charging £1,600 a ticket for his upcoming Wembley gigs and fans are thrilled at the reasonable pricing. Is it enough?

Shuttershades, and five other things Kanye is yet to apologise for

KANYE West has issued a lengthy apology for his anti-Semitism, blaming his mental illness. But the world has yet to forgive him for these.

Nigella applies to be officially not sexy

NIGELLA Lawson, aged 66, has joined The Great British Bake Off in the hope it will end her status as the nation’s favourite MILF.