Arts & Entertainment

LECHEROUS women have dragged their reluctant boyfriends and husbands to see an arse-numbing barely-comprehensible sci-fi epic with giant worms in.

A MAN who enjoys telling everyone that he has a passion for world cinema actually means he’s into gratuitous violence and nudity.

A MAN joining in with a chorus of ‘Happy Birthday’ has unwisely taken the risk of attempting to sing a harmony, it has emerged.

THE net benefits of being a groupie are debatable, but you get to have sex with good-looking, charismatic rock stars and sample the rock-and-roll lifestyle. Although not so much with these acts…

MADONNA begged ABBA for permission to sample Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! and now you can’t hear it without thinking of her shoddy version. But it's not the only tune ruined by being sampled.

SOMETIMES a film is so flawed you think of obvious improvements while looking in the fridge for a snack. Here are some that suggest you should be being paid millions in Hollywood.

EVERY award not won, every headline about anything else and every moment spent watching a film that is not Barbie is a calculated snub to Barbie, it has emerged.

ONCE Britain’s favourite mid-morning weekday ITV magazine show, This Morning is now better known for corruption, betrayal and queue-jumping. Can new hosts save it?

AUDIENCES at last night’s Dune: Part Two premiere were astonished to learn the gritty sci-fi sequel is in fact a musical.