Bull’s testicles tipped as next BBC Director General

A PAIR of balls has been tipped as the next BBC Director General.

Senior corporation executives believe it is time for a massive injection of testosterone into an otherwise ball-less environment.

A BBC source said: “We’ve found a magnificent pair of knackers the size of cantaloupes, dangling between the hind legs of a Jersey bull.

“They wouldn’t think twice about telling Murdoch to fuck off.”