Eggs are my friends, says Prince Charles

PRINCE Charles has a deep spiritual bond with eggs, it has emerged.

The special man-egg relationship emerged after the prince denied having seven eggs boiled for him each morning.

He said: “The idea of eating an egg is abhorrent – they have such adorable personalities.

“I do have seven eggs, but they are my friends and sit on little thrones. My favourite is ‘Nimble Yolker’, he speaks to me in rhyming couplets.”