Royal baby growing uncontrollably



THE royal baby is growing at an alarming rate.

Prince George is already the size of an adult elephant, and weighs approximately seven tons.

A source said: “I don’t know what they’re feeding it, but there’s something terribly wrong. Every day it doubles in size.

“Its giant eye is pressed up against the window and when it cries it sounds like a furious sea monster.”

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