Neighbours are main obstacle to enjoyment of garden


THE existence of neighbours is preventing gardens from being as pleasant as they could be.

Relaxation expert Roy Hobbs said: “When the sun’s out the garden is a blissful place to sit, at least until the fucking neighbours become audible through the fence.

“Even if they’re not doing anything particularly obnoxious, just the knowledge of their proximity is enough to spoil things.

“Why won’t they just fuck off back inside where they belong?”