Tiresome Feminist Hippies Target Increasingly Pointless Oaf
AN oaf who makes no difference to anything was last night targeted by some hippies with no boyfriends.
The angry women dumped a large pile of their own poo onto the oaf's £2m driveway before having their photograph taken while holding up a large sign about the ghastliness of poo.
The hippies say they will continue to dump wheelbarrows full of their own poo in people's driveways unless next month's awareness-raising poo summit in Copenhagen condemns oafs in the strongest possible terms.
The angriest and smelliest of the women said: "We are raising awareness about tomorrow. Every scientist in the world agrees that tomorrow is going to happen, no matter what the oaf writes in the Sunday Times.
"And unless we continually raise awareness between now and tomorrow, that tomorrow is going to be filled with oafs and poo."
She added: "If I can ever pin a man to the floor of my yurt long enough to have children, I want those children to grow up in a world where all the oafs and all the hippies have put their differences to one side and I can go back to using my poo to make jewellery."
But Tom Logan, a man who really, really wants this to stop, said: "I am sick of oafs and I am sick of hippies, especially the smelly female ones who poo everywhere.
"Now, for the love of Christ, would you all please stop shouting at each other and just make an electric car that's not fucking shit."