FOREIGN bomb doctors have brought "disgrace" on their profession by breaching rules on out of hours work, according to the British Medical Association.

One Jeep Cherokee packed with gas to be taken externally before travelling

He added: "Doctors spend many years studying before taking a solemn oath to earn £100,000 a year and play at least 18 holes every Saturday. We do not work at weekends.

"Not only were they not playing golf, they attempted to drive a shabby L-reg Jeep into an airport. Any proper doctor would have used a Range Rover or, at the very least, a BMW X5."

NHS vetting procedures are to be upgraded to cope with the recent influx of foreign bomb doctors.

Currently all new medics arriving from abroad are requested not to murder large numbers of British citizens.

From next April they will be told that mass terrorism is "unprofessional" and will be asked to sign a disclaimer.

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