Indonesian women banned from experiencing vibrations
WOMEN in the Indonesian province of Aceh must remain at least three feet from anything that vibrates.
Following a ban on straddling motorcycles, officials realised that even if the women sit ‘side-saddle’ they could still experience the sort of high frequency jiggling outlawed by the Koran.
Local mayor, Suaidi Yahya, said: “It’s probably best if all the women just stay at home and sit in a hard plastic chair.
“Unless of course they have a washing machine, in which case they will have to take their chair into the street.”