Lopez audience imprisoned for not making enough noise

01-07-13

Jennifer Lopez honoured with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Los Angeles, America - 20 Jun 2013AUDIENCE members at Jennifer Lopez’s gig in Turkmenistan have been incarcerated for not partying hard enough.

A source said: “When JLo said, ‘Make some noise everyone!’ we all cheered as best we could given the shitness of the music.

“However government officials deemed the level of audience enthusiasm to be insufficient. We were asked by men with guns to remain behind after the concert.

“I haven’t seen my brother since.”

  • Share:

  • Badger_Pic_inside