Trump begins wall that will ironically save Mexico

THE construction of a 2,000-mile long border wall that will ensure Mexico survives the total implosion of America begins today. 

The wall will be completed by 2020, just as Donald Trump loses an election because of photographs showing him having sex with a hatchback car.

During the following civil war, police in Judge Dredd-type uniforms will turn on rioters and millions of Americans will flee their hurricane-stricken country.

Enrique Pena, president of Mexico, said: “The whole of Latin America will be spared from blighted GM crops, from the spread of militarised smallpox, from flooding and from raging firestorms by this wall, and it’s all thanks to Trump.

“Quite a third-act twist. But we’re still not fucking paying for it.”