UN says North Korea can be insane or nuclear

12-02-13

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THE United Nations has told North Korea it can either be a nuclear power or completely out of its mind.

Secretary General Ban KI Moon said: “Being both does not really work for us. Pick one.

“Some of your insanity is horrible, but mostly we find it fascinating. Particularly your fat little dictator who has apparently played ping pong on the moon. And the stuff you can do with a stadium full of fanatics and some coloured cardboard is extraordinary.

“Then again, why not be like France? Democracy, nice restaurants, nuclear weapons and only slightly unhinged.”

 

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