God really impressed by stem cell research



GOD has hailed a breakthrough in curing blind mice using stem cells as ‘mental’.

The deity said: “I was like, they’ve done what? No way. That is mental.

“At first I felt quite wrathful – why are these scientists playing me?

“But then I realised this was a really good thing and I shouldn’t be a tit about it.”


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