Dacre to ‘opt’ for adult content so he can ‘check how disgusting it is’

DAILY Mail editor Paul Dacre will ‘opt-in’ to web porn so that he can remain up to speed with Britain’s moral decay.

Very, very, very brave

Very, very, very brave

After claiming victory in the latest battle against internet sewage, Dacre stressed it would be foolish to pretend that ‘dirty things would go away forever’.

He said: “This war will not be won until images of naked women doing things with snakes are wiped from almost every screen in the country.

“It’s all about ‘knowing thy enemy’. How am I supposed to destroy pornography if I don’t know what it looks like? And sounds like.

“And how much it costs per month. And whether you get a discount if you sign up for a whole year.

“Perhaps it has some kind of ‘premium member’ thing going on where you get live chat and a free gadget.

“It sounds particularly vile.”

Prime minister David Cameron has announced that internet users will have to ‘unblock’ pornography in a bid to stop children with smartphones taking about five minutes to get round it and then sharing it with all their friends.

But the Mail editor said he was ‘willing to be coroded’ by adult content so that the next generation of middle class children could grow up in a Hampshire village in 1952.

He added: “Ah, this young woman seems to have broken down. Let’s see if Green Flag can keep their promises.”