Woman’s biological Facebook clock is ticking

WOMEN over 30 are increasingly aware their biological Facebook clock is ticking so they best get married and have kids while it is fashionable.

In the past a woman’s ‘biological clock’ was a personal matter but thanks to social media it no longer is.

Emma Bradford said: “My Facebook account isn’t getting any younger.

“If I don’t hurry up and get married and have children then the people who I went to school with but haven’t spoken to in years but who are on my Facebook for some reason, will think my life has been wasted.

“Or that I don’t want to get married and have kids as young as possible.

“Which would make me mental. Or a terrorist.

“Or even worse, a power mad lesbian.”

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