4x4 driver genuinely appalled by other people using the roads

19-01-18

A WOMAN who drives a large 4×4 cannot believe there are so many inconsiderate people using the roads at the same time as her.

Middle-class mum Donna Sheridan is unable to imagine what other people are doing that is so important they have to inconvenience her during shopping trips and the school run.

Sheridan said: “The roads are always full these days, which is particularly annoying for me because my vast Mercedes jeep-cum-tank thing basically needs the entire road to manoeuvre.

“What are all these vans doing? I don’t mind the Ocado ones because we all need to have food delivered, but if you’re going to drive around for the hell of it you should do it at 3am when busy people like me are asleep.

“Also – old people. Why are they on the roads when they’ve reached the end of their useful lives?

“They should stay at home and quietly wait to die instead of making me late for the hairdresser.”

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