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Government policy to be anecdote-based

ALL UK policy decisions are to be based on anecdotal evidence, the government has announced.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) People who describe boring sexual practices as ‘vanilla’ have clearly never inserted a pod of it into themselves.

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