A MAN who recently took up meditation has gained spiritual insights that anyone could have thought of, it has emerged.
After joining a weekly one-hour meditation class, graphic designer Tom Logan has been sharing his newfound wisdom along the lines of ‘we all rush around too much’.
Co-worker Nikki Hollis said: “You may as well rush things like doing your washing because what’s the point in taking time to appreciate Persil liquid and a bunch of socks?
“Tom also said we never ask ourselves what really matters in life, but I’ve done that loads of times just by thinking rather than paying £15 to sit on a yoga mat.”
Logan said: “Meditation allows me to rise above everyday life and see how trivial it is, although obviously I still have to do stuff like go to work and clean the cat’s litter tray when I’m not meditating.
“It’s taught me some very deep things, like try to relax if you’re stressed, don’t worry about unimportant things and enjoy life as much as you can.
“Sometimes I allow myself a smug little smile because I know these incredible secrets.”
