Postman pretty sure it's a vibrator

03-04-18

A POSTMAN in Gloucester strongly suspects he is delivering a sex toy.

Wayne Hayes, a postman who has had the same route for five years, says his first suspicion came from a glittering heart logo in the corner of the box.

He continued: “That suggests a romantic gift, but it’s not chocolates because chocolates don’t rattle. It sounds more like a torch rolling around in there.

“When I semi-accidentally dropped the box, the whole thing started shaking, as if the package contained an electric shaver.

“Or, more likely, a penis-shaped object with variable speed settings. Which is a bit embarrassing, isn’t it?”

Recipient Nikki Hollis said: “Thanks for this, I can’t wait to stick it in my vagina.”

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