Hi Wheel Love Heet Heef We Beat Them, Says Benitez
LIVERPOOL manager Rafa Benitez has poured scorn on Sir Alex Fergsuson insisting he 'wheel love heet' if his side beats Man United to the Premier League title.
In a passionate outburst on Sky Sports Benitez said: "Hwhen joo do dat to footballers like he said aybout Leeds and hwhen joo do tings like dat aybout a man like Stooart Pearce.
"Hi hev kept really quiet but hi wheel tell joo someting, he hwent down een my estimation hwhen he said dat."
Close to tears, Benitez added: "Hwe hev not resorted to dat but hi wheel tell joo – joo can tell heem now eef joo are hwatching eet – hwee are steel fighting for theese tytel and he has got to go to Middlesborough and get someting.
"And hi wheel tell joo honestly, hi wheel love heet heef hwe beat dem. Love heet."
Benitez resigned shortly after the interview but was persuaded to return by the Liverpool board.
He is expected to resign and be reinstated another 14 times between now and the end of the season, before being admitted to a special hospital.
Meanwhile Sir Alex Ferguson said last night: "I don't know what his problem is. What I do know is that Spanish men have incredibly small penises. That's a scientific fact."