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Nalbandian signs as Rooney's petulance-trainer

WAYNE Rooney has recruited David Nalbandian to give him tips on lashing out ahead of Tuesday’s match against Ukraine.

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Some people not into football

A SMALL number of British people are not responding correctly to football, it has emerged.

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