Alcohol

A MAN sure his New Year's Eve would end in the throes of passionate sex found himself home alone in bed without making it to midnight.

THERE are more shit ways to spend New Year’s Eve than there are stars in the sky. Here are just a few of them.

IF you’ve overindulged on Christmas Day, avoiding a hangover on Boxing Day will be a challenge needing a creative solution. Try these:

MOTHERS across the UK are very, very drunk right now, it has emerged.

A MAN has managed to get completely shitfaced before getting out of his dressing gown for the third day in a row.

COULD anything beat Christmas Day in Wetherspoons? No. Here’s how the most wonderful time of the year is in the most wonderful pub on the high street.

A MAN who is pissed after drinking 10 pints in quick succession has been branded an 'embarrassing lightweight' by his friends.

WHICH boozy classics have you got rammed at the back of your cupboard? And what do they say about the kind of person you are?

AN UNTOUCHED glass of tap water has done nothing to take the edge off a man's raging hangover.

A GIRLS' night out has descended into arguments, sulks and tears in the toilet before the first drink has been finished.