Environment

DO you feel guilty and powerless in the face of the climate crisis, or do you deny it outright? Environmentalist Tom Logan and mentalist Roy Hobbs debate.

THE climate crisis is here, it’s happening, and it’s harder on the middle-classes than anyone because they’ve so much more to lose.

THE rest of the UK has agreed that London should be deliberately reclaimed as an aquatic habitat for the benefit of the country.

THE UK is not enjoying a weekend of rain, wind and cool temperatures as much as it anticipated it would last week.

EVEN if you live in f**king London, you can still witness the majesty of Mother Nature all around you. Look out for these wonders.

AS A Greenpeace activist I’m saving the earth any way I can, even if that means crashing into France vs Germany like a reckless wanker.

A PARTIAL eclipse of the sun is f**king nothing compared to the total one we had in 1999, an astronomer has confirmed.

TRYING to relax in wonderful sunshine but instead just irritated? It’s because high temperatures have these unfortunate side-effects.

DO you think the weather is a fascinating topic of conversation and not in fact f**king dull? Here’s how to point out that rain droplets are falling from the sky today.

YESTERDAY’S Bank Holiday did not count because it pissed down all day so can be taken in lieu today, the government has announced.