International
LAST-MINUTE holidays are booming, with more and more destinations on the green list. But what are the real bargains?
THE German people have agreed that if they can no longer conquer Europe with football, they will do it by military force.
CONVERSATIONS with Her Majesty are usually strictly private. But in her meeting with President Biden she asked for these nuggets about his dickhead predecessor to be revealed.
YO. Name's Fintan O’Connell, third-generation, Guinness-drinking, IRA-supporting Irish-American New Yorker. Today’s epic asskicking will reverberate across the Atlantic. Here’s how it’s going down:
THEY talk English, but there’s something deeply wrong with Americans and they should be stopped. Until they answer these questions.
PASSENGERS on a hijacked Ryanair flight have been billed £565 for the privilege of being escorted by a Belarussian MiG-29, they have confirmed.
A FAMILY going on a sunshine break to Israel are convinced they will be safe because the government have put it on the list of green countries.
I’M not a racist, but I feel a strange need to try to undermine Derek Chauvin’s conviction for something he clearly did. Did I mention I’m not a racist, by the way?
BRITISH expatriates who voted for Brexit are upset to be treated differently to EU citizens, as they explicitly demanded to be.
BRITAIN has joined world leaders to call for a global pandemic treaty it will immediately act like a total dick about.