International

THE foreign secretary has asked her Russian counterpart if he fancies invading the Falkland Islands instead as it would really help her and the Tory party.

WAR with shifty foreign tyrant Putin is on the way, so it’s time for all those gammons who defeated Hitler by voting Leave to enlist. Here’s six reasons to volunteer.

HISTORIANS have reassured the world that war with Russia will be no problem because the country is notoriously easy to invade.

MIGRANTS in the English Channel are trying to enter the country in order to play in Wimbledon, they have claimed.

FRANCE, Ireland, Scotland – if you’re next door to England you hate the English. But what’s causing this bizarre phenomenon? Wayne Hayes investigates.

A REMAINER who spent five years placing total faith in the wisdom and intelligence of Europeans is watching anti-lockdown riots feeling a total dick.

THERE’S a trade war on the way, and it’s going to be brilliant. Norman Steel explains how we will bring the Hun to his knees by not selling him pork pies.

ENVIOUS of Americans for their late November festivities? Here’s five homegrown traditions that will make you glad you were born British.

AMERICANS have vaguely heard there are other cultures but believe it just rumour. Here’s what they lose their shit about in the UK.

THE EU has announced that whatever it is if it makes Britain f**k off then it is worth it.