Lifestyle

AN uptight bed showroom is stupidly not letting customers find out how good the mattresses are for shagging on.

HALLOWEEN is a time for ghosts, ghouls and women who want an excuse to wear revealing costumes. If you’re going to regret dressing as a slutty witch here are some outfits which are hard to sexualise.

RURAL villages that mark Halloween with funny old-fashioned ceremonies always kill someone at the end, it has emerged.

A COUPLE seeking a romantic autumnal activity have chosen to mutually hack apart a huge, slimy squash.

LIFE is dull. Inject the seedy glamour of organised crime into your day by turning mundane activities into Hollywood fantasies.

ARE needless thoughts racing through your head 24/7 or could your anxious brain be doing more? Find out with this quiz.

THE prime minister has told teenagers to be sensible and invest in a reliable, refillable vape that will serve their nicotine dependency for years to come.

A FATHER-OF-TWO who is unafraid to tell the truth has said that having children is a lot like having a dog.

A TEENAGE boy has been turned on to seriously obscure alternative music after hearing it for the first time in a series of popular commercial films.

AN idiot who is habitually late acts as if it is completely out of her control even when she has been lying in bed watching TikTok until two minutes before she needs to leave.