Relationships

A 34-YEAR-OLD man who says he 'never wants to grow up' believes it makes him sound appealing.

A MAN who believes women are not attractive unless they are a certain size is distressed when they say the same thing about his penis.

LOVE is blind, and stupid too if you’re lusting after people who are unavailable, inappropriate or straight-out idiots. Here’s how to snap yourself out of it.

IN an incredible act of generosity, a man has done some cleaning and babysitting for his wife’s 40th birthday present.

A WOMAN is secretly avoiding holding her husband’s hand in case he has not washed them properly.

A WOMAN is already furious about an argument she has not yet had with her boyfriend, she has confirmed.

A COUPLE has decided to stay married despite not really liking one another because online dating looks horrendous.

A MAN in a new relationship was concerned to learn that his girlfriend has friends and an active social life.

A MAN has been enough of a d*ckhead to attempt to solve a problem in his girlfriend’s personal life, he has admitted.

WOMEN unfortunate enough to want or need to marry a man who is a complete twat are officially allowed to propose today.