Relationships

A COUPLE who claimed they had split for a whole host of reasons have got back together after discovering that they could not do better than each other after all.

A WOMAN who married an idiot has asked her friends why they said nothing even though the ceremony included a clear invitation to speak out.

COUPLES’ arguments will be adjudicated by video assistant referees to determine who is in the wrong.

A SELFISH boyfriend has refused to learn to read his partner’s mind, it has emerged.

A MAN in a four-month-old relationship is still breaking wind in the local park.

A MARRIED couple have completely shut out each others’ rambling report of their day at work for the last nine years, they have confirmed.

THERE comes a time in every relationship when you have to weasel out of long-term commitment. Here are some excellent lame excuses.

A COUPLE who swore they would never be ‘those’ parents have absolutely, definitively become ‘those’ parents, acquaintances have confirmed.

A HANDSOME but obnoxious man is not hiding a deep, sensitive side like in films and is just a prick, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who believes she is a brilliant matchmaker is actually just inflicting misery on her single friends, it has emerged.