Relationships

A HUSBAND has accepted full blame for his wife losing her favourite top, he has confirmed.

A MAN has thoroughly proved his point by abandoning his argument and highlighting a small error in his girlfriend's pronunciation.

A SINGLE man has spent the weekend mourning his washing up sponge.

A WOMAN has banned all physical contact with her husband because he got bin juice on him 48 hours ago.

IT’S not my fault you’re getting married. I don’t see why I should be punished.

A COUPLE having a loud and furious argument in public have frustratingly refused to give eavesdroppers the proper background.

A WOMAN whose ex-boyfriend asserts she ‘doesn’t know what she’s missing’ is actually entirely aware of what she is missing and could not be happier.

A MAN who likes both 'nights in' and 'nights out' is absolutely storming it on a dating site.

A MAN has claimed that being genuinely thoughtful and kind is a better way of getting whatever he wants than plotting and manipulating.

A COUPLE who joked about how putting IKEA furniture together would ruin their relationship now have half a Billy bookcase and hate each other's guts.