Relationships
PREPARED to sacrifice your dignity for the sake of a shag? Of course you are. Here are some pitiful attempts to get laid purely out of pity.
A MAN proved right in a minor argument with his girlfriend is living in dread of the price he will have to pay.
A MAN is talking about his wife and kids as if they are a part-time gig he occasionally fits in around his day job, it has emerged.
A WOMAN who should be wishing an overweight friend who is engaged every happiness is instead raging at her presumptuousness.
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ARGUING with your spouse or life partner? Both insisting that the argument actually is about wallpaper even though it’s transparently about your sex life? This is how.
DESPERATE to get your rocks off? Here’s why a good wank is a lot less hassle than a one-night stand.
A MAN is lying when he tells his girlfriend she looks ‘angelic’ while asleep, feeling she more closely resembles a dead animal.
THE clitoris is to be renamed in honour of the first man to ever find it.
THE effort and thoughtfulness a man puts into a date is directly proportionate to how long it is since he he last had sex, researchers have discovered.