Relationships

A FATHER has been caught up in a nightmarish telephone conversation with his daughter lasting almost five minutes.

THE worst thing about cheating on your long-term partner is the fuss it causes, but it gives you the chance to breathe new life into these classic lines.

YOUR mother is calling her dog your brother, she has confirmed.

A WOMAN has spent five days minutely analysing text messages from an indisputable moron that she fancies.

A WOMAN who completely forgot her boyfriend is 27 today is frantically swiping her phone to arrange a surprise threesome.

TRYING to pull someone out of your league leads to humiliation and heartbreak, but aiming too low makes you feel cheated. Here’s how to tell if a shag with a hot person is realistic.

UNSURE what to watch while you’re having sex? Here are five shows that are easy to dip in and out of, so to speak, during lovemaking.

A GIRLFRIEND has a clear outline of what she will say about her boyfriend’s lovemaking skills when the relationship ends. 

EVERYONE wonders. But actually finding out your boyfriend has a very specific fantasy involving Emily Atack and a pair of Marigolds is never, ever worth finding out.

A WOMAN splitting up with her boyfriend hopes they can still stay in contact and hook up when drunk and lonely.