Relationships

WOULD you like to express your sexual interest in a woman? Try these six locations where she definitely will not want to hear about it.

ADULT siblings who claim to like each other are lying about it, new research has shown.

IT’S best not to have sex until you’ve graduated, got a job and bought a house, explains mum Helen Archer, who only has daughter Emily’s best interests in mind, obviously.

IT can be hard to control yourself at the height of sexual passion, but it’s worth thinking before opening your mouth, if you’ve got time. Do not shout any of the following.

A MAN has expressed his irritation that his wife’s masturbation is considered erotic, whereas his is not. 

A WOMAN who refers to her deeply tedious husband as her ‘Prince Charming’ has very strange standards, her family and friends have concluded.

A MAN who fears he has a small penis should be more concerned about how much of a twat he is, his friends believe.

A MAN has ended his relationship after seeing his girlfriend of nine months openly admiring a baby.

A MAN is looking to date women who propose lists of their favourite things so he can laugh derisively and force-feed them his own preferences instead.

HORNY but unable to bear the red-hot sticky clutches of your partner? Try these low-contact sexual positions.