Relationships

NIGEL Farage is in a relationship with right-wing French activist Laure Ferrari, so how come you’re single but twats all have partners? Here are some that prove there’s no justice in life.

PARENTS across the United Kingdom have confirmed that, while picking a favourite child might be impossible, choosing their least favourite is easy.

GOING on a first date? Here's what you'll be hoping to get out of it depending on your sex.

ATTRACTIVE young women who describe their bisexual desires on social media are in no way attempting to attract salivating male followers, they have confirmed.

MEN have been reminded that glowering at women with piercing stares does not count as flirtatious wooing.

YOU were enjoying a new TV drama with your mum and dad but suddenly it’s turned into hardcore porn. Here’s what you definitely don’t want to hear from their sofa. 

A MAN who claims to have a liberating attitude towards sex is actually just desperate to get his end away, it has emerged.

A MARRIED couple have announced they are ready to take the next step to a threesome.

YOUR mother believes you need guidance in making the correct choices, including your poor judgment in choosing a spouse. Even though your husband is right there.

IT has finally been confirmed that anal sex is no more enjoyable than regular sex, just significantly more uncouth.