Relationships

THE mother of a 23-year-old is worried that his wonderful new girlfriend is punching well below her weight. 

A MAN who invited a woman to his place for dinner is grimly buying an entire set of cutlery to supplement the perfectly good knife, fork and spoon he already has.

A MARRIED couple have regular monthly date nights as a painful reminder they once loved each other enough to enjoy them.

THINKING of filming an act of intimate and incriminating love with a partner? Take these precautions before saying ‘action’.

SENDING sexually explicit messages to arouse a partner is actually confusing, stressful and easily ruined by autocorrect, lovers have confirmed.

THE only thing couples need to have in common is the desire to have sex with one another, it has been confirmed.

AFTER his increasingly wobbly waistline was genially pinched by his partner, a man has made the fatal error of doing the same back to her.

IS your partner a bit grumpy today? Then you'd better steer clear of these well-meant and innocent responses which will send them right over the edge.

A NERD who has never had sex says being a virgin is a deliberate choice to keep his genitals in perfect, re-sellable condition.

A CHILD-FREE have had their life choices resoundingly validated after five days with their relatives’ children.