Relationships

YOUR partner should be able to have opposite-sex friends without you acting like a jealous nutter, right? No - these potential shaggers need to be watched like a hawk. Ask yourself these questions.

A WOMAN has consulted her female friends and relatives so that they can collectively decide wether or not she should dump her boyfriend.

SOME of us are lucky enough to still be in touch with close friends we grew up with, and by Christ they’re a pain in the arse. Here are some you're that close to telling to f**k off.

SAD you can’t make a self-congratulatory social media post about your relationship today? Here are six other pathetically attention seeking ways to behave.

TWO people who have dated for less time than the average honeymoon believe their relationship is already a dramatic, tumultuous love story.

THEY split last week. You’re meeting her for lunch after she’s visited the hairdressers. The haircut she gets determines how much of a bastard you need to say he was.

THE 31-year age difference between Martin Freeman and Jenna Ortega in Miller’s Girl has outraged filmgoers. But not many men, who are always oddly cagey about age-gap relationships. Here’s how.

TAYLOR and I have been platonic collaborators for 12 years, and that’s a lot of wanking. This is how I plan to finally make it out of the friendzone.

A MAN who has casually arranged his third date on a Saturday night when the previous two were midweek genuinely believes she will never suspect.

THE only advice ever given by women, no matter what the situation, is now ‘dump him’, it has emerged.