Relationships

Man marries to avoid being 40-year-old with 'girlfriend'

A MAN has proposed marriage because he is 39 years old and has no intention of being a man of 40 who still refers to his ‘girlfriend’.

It's normal to text with your phone angled away, agree couple

A COUPLE is in agreement that there is nothing suspicious about covertly typing texts with your phone screen angled away from your partner.

How he'll love me more when I've driven his car. By a girlfriend

DRIVING your boyfriend’s car and leaving your own little feminine touches makes your love even stronger, explains girlfriend Nikki Hollis.

Women disgusted by man's fatphobia asked when they last shagged a chubster

WOMEN horrified by a man who only fancies slim women have been asked when they last had sex with a fat person.

The older man's guide to saying things in a grey area of creepiness

TRUMP has told Kate she is ‘beautiful, so beautiful’. Making uncomfortable comments to younger, uninterested women is a popular pastime for older men, so here’s how to go about it.

Laziness, and other things women mistake for commitment

FINALLY met a guy without commitment issues? That can’t possibly be true. You must have mistaken one of these for willingness to swear lifelong monogamous devotion.

Man holds whichever opinion is most likely to get him laid

A MAN’S values and worldviews lean towards whichever ones stand the best chance of resulting in sex, it has emerged.

Man maintains eye contact throughout sex

A MAN has decided sex will be more pleasurable and meaningful if he stares into his partner's eyes throughout it.

'Is it me?' asks woman who, yes, is the author of all her problems

A WOMAN who is patently the cause of every major problem in her beleaguered life, career and relationship has asked if it is her.