Relationships

MEN are struggling to understand why women are so disapproving of a nice, cosy ‘friends with benefits’ scenario.

A MAN who has only been with his girlfriend since January has admitted he thinks it is still too early to exchange Christmas gifts.

A DAD has given his daughter’s boyfriend his official seal of approval by taking him on a guided tour of the garage.

A MAN who would otherwise be quite old has stopped the ageing process in its tracks by only pursuing much younger women.

A MAN who considers himself to be ‘open to anything’ in the bedroom is shortly to be disabused of that notion by his girlfriend’s finger.

INCOMPATIBLE couples across the UK are feeling the pressure as the window of opportunity to break up before Christmas closes. 

A WOMAN who encouraged her boyfriend to talk about his feelings wishes he would stop now as she is trying to watch EastEnders, it has emerged.

A WOMAN is outraged that her friends did not beat her cheating boyfriend to death with a shovel, despite having clearly promised to do so. 

A BOYFRIEND feels utterly smothered by having to be nice to his partner and spend some of his spare time with her.

NIGEL Farage is in a relationship with right-wing French activist Laure Ferrari, so how come you’re single but twats all have partners? Here are some that prove there’s no justice in life.