Britain buys telescopes and points them at television
Nation discovers wonders of telly that they never knew existed.
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Missing cat poster whitewashes record of violence and vandalism
Bag for life mainly used to store other bags for life
Office workers suffer sugar slumps at 9.45am, 11am, 11.45am, 1.15pm, 3pm and 4.45pm
Supreme court to call Mail Online comments section as witness
Population of Luxembourg ‘only six times the number of people who voted for Johnson’
Which Marvel Superheroes are Britain’s politicians?
Woman’s life still crap despite affirmations and visualisation
Index of Cameron’s book has no entry for ‘pig’
Man about to try and use his friend’s shower
How to lay the groundwork for a sickie
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