Britain buys telescopes and points them at television
Nation discovers wonders of telly that they never knew existed.
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Streaming perfectly recreates experience of choosing sh*t film in Blockbuster
Woman tips hairdresser, leaves salon, goes around corner and bursts into tears
Woman f**king furious to be given seat on bus
Gay man on hen do would like to go home now
Man seductively orders second cheapest bottle of wine at restaurant
What are you eating food off because you can’t be ars*d washing up?
Man starts podcast to follow passion of wasting everyone’s time
Dad certain kids will treasure all 500,000 photos he took of their childhood
Six incredibly stupid reasons for scrapping the TV licence
Man drives 30 miles out of his way to pay 5p less for petrol
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