A MAN who would otherwise be quite old has stopped the ageing process in its tracks by only pursuing much younger women.
A MAN who considers himself to be ‘open to anything’ in the bedroom is shortly to be disabused of that notion by his girlfriend’s finger.
INCOMPATIBLE couples across the UK are feeling the pressure as the window of opportunity to break up before Christmas closes.
A WOMAN who encouraged her boyfriend to talk about his feelings wishes he would stop now as she is trying to watch EastEnders, it has emerged.
A WOMAN is outraged that her friends did not beat her cheating boyfriend to death with a shovel, despite having clearly promised to do so.
A BOYFRIEND feels utterly smothered by having to be nice to his partner and spend some of his spare time with her.
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PARENTS across the United Kingdom have confirmed that, while picking a favourite child might be impossible, choosing their least favourite is easy.
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ATTRACTIVE young women who describe their bisexual desires on social media are in no way attempting to attract salivating male followers, they have confirmed.