Relationships

IS your romantic relationship the envy of your friends, or is it held back by not being able to stand each other?

AN office worker is lording it over his colleagues by alluding that he still occasionally has carnal knowledge of his wife.

WANT to approach women but don't know how? Awkward loser Martin Bishop explains how to ineptly seduce the fairer sex.

THE hot new dating trend is to endlessly f**k around on apps and never actually go on any dates with anybody, it has emerged.

WORRIED your relationship is on the rocks? Here are some awful locations to get dumped in that will really rub salt into the wound.

ARE you and your partner both in the mood to get down and dirty? Here are five excellent tips for ruining the moment before you’ve even got started:

THE male species might be a bunch of mansplaining know-it-alls, but there are some things they genuinely know more about than women. Here are just a few...

RELATIONSHIPS are largely arguments about chores, not having sex and staying together out of habit. But this out-there shit is the province of true freaks.

YOUR friend has introduced you to the semi-sentient skid mark she claims is her new boyfriend, then asked your opinion. What the f**k do you say?

A MAN who rates and reviews every craft ale he has ever tried on a detailed spreadsheet is wondering why he does not have a girlfriend.