Relationships
A WOMAN has seen a a bag of canine excrement hanging in a hedge and instantly flashed back to her last relationship, she has confirmed.
A MAN on Tinder who appears to be without significant perversions, addictions, commitment issues or a receding hairline is a huge red flag, women have agreed.
BEEN honoured with the chance to organise a hen weekend nobody wants to attend and to wear a hideous dress? Get uninvited, fast.
A FIRST date has inexplicably escalated from stilted small talk to the height of physical intimacy, it has emerged.
YOU know who gets texts from blokes, ignores them and it only makes them want me more? Me over here, a licensed plumber. Need him hungry for you, girls? Do this.
THE long-held suspicion that it is impossible for women and women to have genuine friendships has been proved by researchers.
IF only she had looked up from her phone, you would be engaged and choosing names for your first four children. This is how your Central line love slipped away.
A MAN is completely fine with his girlfriend sharing graphic details of her many previous sexual exploits, he has claimed.
THERE she is, waiting for her coffee order as if she’s done nothing wrong knowing full well your boyfriend would be all over her if he were here, which he isn’t. Here’s how to cope.
A COUPLE meeting up for the third time have already exhausted all the entertaining anecdotes they have to share.