Relationships

Jack Russell demands to be referred to as a 'short king'

A JACK Russell has insisted other dogs refer to him as a ‘short king’ so he stands a better chance with the hot German Shepherd down the street.

Groom silent in wedding group chat

A WHATSAPP group about an upcoming wedding has featured contributions from the bride, bridesmaids, relatives, friends, ushers, the vicar and everyone but the groom.

How I know you don't like what I'm wearing. By your girlfriend

WHEN you're getting ready for a night out, can your girlfriend supernaturally sense you don’t like her outfit? Here she explains what you've done without knowing it.

'You're sweet' and other compliments which mean 'you are of no sexual interest to me'

UNSURE if you’re being chatted up or consigned to the friend zone? These telling phrases mean it will never, ever turn physical between you.

Woman 'not like other girls' under impression no other girls say that

A WOMAN who stresses to men that she is ‘not like other girls’ would be surprised to learn that other girls just like her also say that.

Woman sets minimum height on Tinder to six foot eight to be done with it

A WOMAN has set the minimum height she will accept in a partner to 6ft 8ins so she never has to think about it ever again.

Man who hates clubbing goes clubbing to meet women who hate clubbing

A MAN who loathes dancing with sweaty strangers in a dark room has gone to a club to meet women who would rather be anywhere else.

'He threatened to put me in a wicker man': Men and women's worst Tinder stories compared

TINDER is different for the sexes. Men are secretly hoping a date will end in a shag, women are secretly hoping he’s joking about his Andor action figure collection. Here are the worst stories compared.

Our nudes fine, your dick pics disgusting, women explain

WOMEN have pointed out that photos of their naked bodies are acceptable whereas images of male genitalia remain grimly unwelcome.

Man 'on good terms' with ex unaware his number's blocked

A MAN who claims to be on good terms with his ex is unaware she blocked him on all social media and her phone in January.