Relationships

How he'll love me more when I've driven his car. By a girlfriend

DRIVING your boyfriend’s car and leaving your own little feminine touches makes your love even stronger, explains girlfriend Nikki Hollis.

Women disgusted by man's fatphobia asked when they last shagged a chubster

WOMEN horrified by a man who only fancies slim women have been asked when they last had sex with a fat person.

The older man's guide to saying things in a grey area of creepiness

TRUMP has told Kate she is ‘beautiful, so beautiful’. Making uncomfortable comments to younger, uninterested women is a popular pastime for older men, so here’s how to go about it.

Laziness, and other things women mistake for commitment

FINALLY met a guy without commitment issues? That can’t possibly be true. You must have mistaken one of these for willingness to swear lifelong monogamous devotion.

Man holds whichever opinion is most likely to get him laid

A MAN’S values and worldviews lean towards whichever ones stand the best chance of resulting in sex, it has emerged.

Man maintains eye contact throughout sex

A MAN has decided sex will be more pleasurable and meaningful if he stares into his partner's eyes throughout it.

'Is it me?' asks woman who, yes, is the author of all her problems

A WOMAN who is patently the cause of every major problem in her beleaguered life, career and relationship has asked if it is her.

'A girl who doesn't take life too seriously' and other dating app codes for 'casual sex, please'

DATING apps can be a confusing experience, so it’s good to be aware of coded euphemisms for ‘Just a shag, if you’d be so kind’. Here are the most popular ploys.

Six sexual practices you'll immediately be dumped for even suggesting

THE internet is not real life, and practices discovered upon it should not be attempted IRL. Unless you long to be single, keep any suggestion of these to yourself.