Relationships

A TEENAGER has been charged with attempting to shag a Shetland pony near Huddersfield. Let’s hope it doesn’t become a Gen Z dating trend, because the following will happen.

IN brand new loved-up relationships there are plenty of events that can be turned into soppy pseudo-anniversaries. Try not to gag at these.

A MIDDLE-AGED man who wants a girlfriend in her 20s realises it is possible but she is unlikely to be the finest physical specimen.

NEW to dating apps? Confused by the phrases all the long-term singletons who long ago lost all faith in love are using? Find your way with this guide.

AFTER an 18-year wait the kids have gone to university, the house is empty, and the two of you are wondering what you used to do with all these hours. Was it this kind of thing?

A WOMAN is thoroughly enjoying a relationship with a man where there is absolutely no chance of them ever having sex.

ASKED for something a bit kinky from your partner and been turned down? Here are some mature ways to react.

EVERY woman is watching for the classic red flags: controlling, rude to waiters, below 5ft 9ins. But if he owns vinyl of any of these, drop him immediately.

A WOMAN’S one-night stand has followed up on their sexual encounter with a request that she post feedback and a review on his profile.

A MAN has discovered his hot sexy Goth mommy girlfriend is actually morose and melancholic and hard work to be around.