A COUPLE who met when they were 16 and have been married for 35 years say they both hugely regret not f**king more people.
PEOPLE who say they feel happier without a relationship are lying to themselves and others, it has been confirmed.
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A MAN is blaming his lack of sex on the pandemic, even though physical restrictions ended several months ago.
A COUPLE are celebrating a magical decade of him having far more affection for her than she does for him, and her being substantially out of his league.
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DATING as a teenager usually followed eight months of lovesick obsession, which came out by absolutely f**king things up.
A COUPLE have decided to try out life with a baby to see if they can handle the commitment of owning a dog.
A WOMAN is livid that her friend got pregnant without first checking with her that it was acceptable.
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