Relationships

Meet cute ends in bumping uglies

A COUPLE’S adorable meet cute has led to them ramming their engorged genitals into one another within the same day.

Is pegging the new Netflix? Your guide to not missing out

STREAMING has revolutionised the way we watch TV, and pegging promises to do the same for our sex lives. Here’s how to get started.

Five catastrophically bad times and places for sex that men would still be totally down for

THERE are times in life when stripping off and having sex would be a disastrously stupid idea, and men would be down for them all. Including these.

Woman on date fantasising about moment she ghosts him

A WOMAN on a first date is already fantasising about the moment she can ghost the man she has just met.

Conversation spoiled by boyfriend talking

A PLEASANT chat a woman was enjoying with her boyfriend has been ruined by his insistence on joining in.

Man marries his hottest best friend

A MAN was delighted to marry the most physically attractive of all his close female friends.

Chilled-out girlfriend actually wholly uninterested

A GIRLFRIEND praised for being a relaxed, easy-going partner actually does not give a f**k about her relationship, it has emerged.

Father sits down for talk with teenage son about using incognito mode

A FATHER has sat his teenage son down for a talk about how to ensure your internet history is not visible.

I've been diagnosed with ADHD, says friend you're not allowed to find annoying anymore

A FRIEND you previously found irritating and inattentive claims to have been gifted the perfect get-out clause in the form of his ADHD diagnosis.

Should you be worried about your partner's opposite-sex friends? Obviously 'yes'

YOUR partner should be able to have opposite-sex friends without you acting like a jealous nutter, right? No - these potential shaggers need to be watched like a hawk. Ask yourself these questions.