Relationships

GIRLFRIENDS have once again confirmed their desire to snuggle is unrelated to any desire to be penetrated with a penis.

A GENUINE apology from a woman's boyfriend has stripped all the joy from her righteous indignation.

COUNSELLORS have advised couples suffering issues in their relationships that if they ignore them completely they eventually go away.

A MAN'S new girlfriend is asserting her presences and scaring away rivals by leaving hair ties in every room of his home.

A MAN is concerned that friends will find his girlfriend’s TikTok account containing lip-sync videos, unfunny reels, and dances she is unaware teenage boys are wanking to.

IS your life cluttered with friends you’d prefer didn’t exist? Or require a minor effort to occasionally meet? Learn how to lose them like a middle-aged pro.

A MAN on his first date with someone he met on a dating app was left confused when he discovered she looked exactly like her profile photo.

A MAN whose girlfriend is much more attractive than him has been bombarded with desperate, probing questions about how on earth they met.

THEY were pleasant enough to your face this weekend, but do they mean it? Or did they start doing mocking impressions of you the moment the door closed?