Relationships

Man horrified at girlfriend's halved body count while she's unimpressed by his doubled one

A NEW couple lying about their sexual histories in the hope of pleasing the other have each failed horribly.

Man repeatedly cheating gives girlfriend the ick

A MAN has caused his girlfriend to suddenly find him unattractive by repeatedly sleeping with other women behind her back.

Five romantic locations for couples to scroll their phones together in awkward silence

LOOKING for a beautiful backdrop to ignore your partner while you both scroll separate and uninteresting social media feeds? Try these.

All men punching

EVERY man in a heterosexual relationship is by default punching above his weight, research has shown.

Women make greatest friendship of life in nightclub toilet

TWO women have forged the strongest friendship of their lives in a brief late-night encounter in a nightclub toilet, they have confirmed.

Most women too shallow to date men over 60ft tall, survey finds

WOMEN are too superficial to date a man the size of a sperm whale, research has found. 

'Putting label on relationship would mean I was cheating on you' man explains

A MAN has explained to a woman he is involved with that giving their relationship a name would make his sleeping with other women a categorically bad thing.

Nobody enjoying self-written vows less than bride and groom

A COUPLE who wrote their own highly personal wedding vows were as embarrassed saying them as their guests were listening to them, it has emerged.

Couple accepts they will never have sex adventurous enough to need a safeword

A COUPLE have agreed they are not really the type to have sex dangerous or boundary-crossing enough to need a safeword, and feel the lesser for it.

Woman dumped so incompetently she'd rather be ghosted

A WOMAN is suffering through a break-up handled with such staggering ineptitude that she would honestly prefer her ex to disappear without a word.