Relationships
A NEW couple lying about their sexual histories in the hope of pleasing the other have each failed horribly.
A MAN has caused his girlfriend to suddenly find him unattractive by repeatedly sleeping with other women behind her back.
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EVERY man in a heterosexual relationship is by default punching above his weight, research has shown.
TWO women have forged the strongest friendship of their lives in a brief late-night encounter in a nightclub toilet, they have confirmed.
WOMEN are too superficial to date a man the size of a sperm whale, research has found.
A MAN has explained to a woman he is involved with that giving their relationship a name would make his sleeping with other women a categorically bad thing.
A COUPLE who wrote their own highly personal wedding vows were as embarrassed saying them as their guests were listening to them, it has emerged.
A COUPLE have agreed they are not really the type to have sex dangerous or boundary-crossing enough to need a safeword, and feel the lesser for it.
A WOMAN is suffering through a break-up handled with such staggering ineptitude that she would honestly prefer her ex to disappear without a word.