Relationships

Woman conclusive winner of open relationship

A WOMAN who agreed to her boyfriend’s insistent requests for an open relationship is completely smashing it, she has confirmed.

Beautiful stranger on train still thinks about that time they saw you

A BEAUTIFUL stranger who saw you on the train that one time still thinks about you constantly, they have confirmed.

Bisexual friend doesn't fancy you

YOUR bisexual best mate does not fancy you even though they could, you have been surprised to learn.

The woman's guide to hating your boyfriend's exes

YOUR partner’s exes may be a distant memory, but it’s important your boyfriend realises they were all deeply flawed. Here high-maintenance girlfriend Nikki Hollis gives her tips - including what to do if you meet in person.

Mates nonplussed as man passes on hello from his wife

A MAN has confused and disturbed his pub friends by passing on a message from his wife to say hello.

Paris, and other boring, unimaginative places to be in love

THINK your love for your partner is unique and unlike any other? It’s not if you insist on doing it in these clichéd places.

Man on date flummoxed by question 'So what do you enjoy doing?'

A MAN on a first date was unable to answer when asked a simple question about what he enjoys doing in his spare time.

Five honeymoon period relationship f**k-ups everyone makes

THE honeymoon period is known for its unbridled joy and marathon shagging. It is also a time when you will make these glaring errors.

Total twats the person you fancy will inevitably go out with

LOVE hurts, especially if your true love isn’t interested and is seeing some twat, leaving you to watch miserably from the sidelines. Here are the shitty bastards they’ll choose over you.

'Dog's-fault divorce' and the other divorce types available from today

FROM today you can obtain a no-fault divorce if you really want to believe that it wasn’t your fault. But what other types of divorce are also newly available?