Relationships

YOUR kindest, most wonderful friend is also the most likely to end up settling down with a huge wanker, new research has found.

TWO fathers are being forced socialise with each other because their children have made friends, it has emerged.

A COUPLE who drunkenly fumbled their way into a relationship are smugly offering dating advice to their single friends, it has emerged.

AN INCREDIBLY attractive couple have been called ‘self-centred’ and ‘cruel’ for failing to have relationships with ugly people.

WE’VE all dreamed of just coming out with our true feelings for a crush. But misjudge the situation and the reality is more likely to be a nightmare. Here’s how.

PICKED up your very own George Clooney? You’re about to discover the reality suffers a great deal more back pain – and is vocal about it – than the fantasy.

LOVED up, but not inducing as much nausea as other couples? Follow these tips to become the most in-your-face sweethearts the world has ever despised.

A WOMAN who settled for a dullard she constantly moans about still looks down on a friend for remaining single, it has emerged.

WHY isn’t he texting back? Unresolved childhood trauma? Unconventional attachment style? Or are you annoying? Let’s break it down like his parents’ marriage.

WHETHER it’s for a new lover, a competitive friend or an intrusive voice in the pub, we all need to fake thrilling sexual histories. Claim you’ve had sex in these locations for clout.