Relationships
A BOOK of vouchers for sex acts a man received from his girlfriend for Christmas are destined to expire unused in a bedside drawer.
JUST because you’re both in your 30s doesn’t mean your brother or sister has ceased to be a twat, or that you should not come to blows about the following trivialities.
A WOMAN who has returned to her hometown for Christmas has been overwhelmed by the attentions of gruffly handsome lumberjacks, it has emerged.
A WOMAN excitedly expecting an engagement ring on Christmas morning has not realised she will be getting a vacuum cleaner instead.
A WOMAN who has finally stood up to her errant boyfriend will shortly be luxuriating in the warm, comforting embrace of a dating app.
A WOMAN has been left seething with rage after she was rejected by a man she does not find attractive.
A WOMAN giving a man a blowjob quickly realised she was horribly out of her depth.
OBVIOUSLY your parents had sex in order to make you, but that doesn't mean they’re prolific shaggers. These are definitely the only other times they did it.
MEN have asked women what is really wrong with a ‘friends with benefits’ scenario.
A SERIAL cheater has confirmed that significant numbers of his WhatsApps have mysteriously vanished, just like the prime minister’s.