Relationships

The 24-hour countdown of a boyfriend remembering he was booking something for Valentine's Day: hour by hour

THE countdown to panicked boyfriends remembering they’d promised to ‘book somewhere nice’ for Valentine’s Day is about to begin. Here’s how it will unfold.

Woman refits anecdote to get advice she actually wants

A WOMAN has received the dating advice she was looking for after adjusting her anecdote in response to feedback she did not deem useful.

Have you ever considered you're the problem, dating apps ask users

DATING apps have asked their ugly, humourless, unloveable users if they have ever reflected that not being able to find a partner may not just be the app.

Why I'm disappointed you were so basic as to go for a blonde with big boobs, by your ex

WELL. You moved on fast. 16 months after we split and you’re showing off your new tart on your Instagram stories, knowing I’d see it all using my burner account.

'Dude' and other terms women use to keep men at non-romantic distance

WOMEN have a vast array of words at their disposal to keep men in the friend zone. Here are some that strongly suggest you've got no chance.

Teenager messaging boy she met on bus believes she's in a situationship

A 13-year-old girl who has exchanged messages with a boy on Instagram has decided to attach the label situationship to their conversation.

Six minefield questions your new girlfriend will ask about your ex and how to answer

IS there a new girlfriend in your life? Make sure you’re prepared to field these questions about your ex she'll be interrogating you with.

How to show your friend that, underneath it all, you really do hate her

FEMALE friendships endure for years through arguments, estrangements and falsity, kept going on a bedrock of mutual loathing. This is how to show her you genuinely hate her guts.

We've been together for 23 years but aren't married. How special are we?

OUR relationship is the best, by far. Because although we’ve been a couple for decades with children and a mortgage, we’re incredibly special because we’re not married.