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Lake District unveils new slogan 'The Lake District: never f**king worth it'

THE Lake District has unveiled a new advertising campaign reminding the public that travelling there is always to be regretted and never, ever pays off.

Friend who doesn't follow the news might be onto something

YOUR friend who you have previously mocked for their lack of interest in current affairs may have had the right idea the entire time, you have admitted.

Don't step on a faerie: A practical guide to the worst Summer Solstice hippy bollocks

IT’S the Summer Solstice tomorrow, and celebrations will include every type of mystical bollocks from the Mother Goddess to fae folk. Here’s how to take a more practical, grounded approach.

'What the ever-living f**k are you washing your clothes in?' Vinted sellers asked

AFTER receiving clothes that smell like a nuclear warhead went off in a detergent factory, Vinted buyers are wondering what their purchases are cleaned in.

School leavers enter the real world with two-month long holiday

TEENAGERS leaving secondary school have been plunged into the harsh reality of ten weeks off pissing about with their mates.

Nap will either revitalise your day or totally f**k you up

A SHORT afternoon nap will either refresh and recharge you in just 20 minutes or leave you in a stumbling daze for the rest of the day, it has emerged.

Half-closing the curtains, and other ways to deter burglars while you're away

GOING on holiday? Cunningly preparing your house so burglars will believe it’s occupied and go home with swag bags empty? They’ll never expect this.

Straight woman is bi for Pride month

A WOMAN has vowed to be a good ally by being bisexual for the entirety of Pride month.