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Man cleans shower by using it

A MAN has decided the best way to clean his shower is to wash himself in it.

Eight ways to boost the cost of stag and hen dos

IS YOUR stag or hen do almost affordable? Has the sheer expense not caused you to lose a single friend? You’re doing it wrong. Here’s how to boost the cost.

Seven unimaginative cringe tattoos on show in this week's hot weather

SUNSHINE means bared flesh and the exposure of bad inking decisions usually mercifully hidden by clothing. These tattoos are both generic and regrettable.

We ask you: how are you going to get in on Bill Gates's $200 billion giveaway?

BILL Gates is giving away 99 per cent of his $200 billion fortune over the next 20 years, but how are you going to claim your share?

Male loneliness epidemic traced back to Forbidden Planet

THE male loneliness epidemic has been traced back to an accidental release of nerdy merchandise from Forbidden Planet, research has found.

Gen Z British beaver too lazy to build dam

WILD beavers released into Britain are lazing around on riverbanks posing for social media photos rather than building dams.

Man genuinely does not realise he's gay

AN obviously gay man appears to be the only person in his circle of friends, acquaintances and family to have no inkling of his sexuality.

An insanely tight tie-knot: dickish things you did with your school uniform

THE government has banned schools from forcing pupils to buy more than three branded items a year. But it cannot stop kids twisting the uniform code in the most dickish of ways.

Why the answer to our childcare issues is a sexy Italian girl moving in: A husband pitches an au pair

CARING husband Stephen Malley has noticed his wife is struggling to balance work and childcare and, like a hero, has come up with a gorgeous Mediterranean solution.

My top ten motorway service stations, by Britain's most boring dad

HELLO, I’m Wayne Hayes and there isn’t a service station I’ve haven’t visited in my well-maintained Dacia Sandero. These are indisputably the best.