A WOMAN who has treated herself to a canine companion during lockdown has decided on one that is incredibly f**king ugly.
AN expert in three fields of geek subculture thinks of himself as a ‘triple threat’ to both fellow dorks and the hearts of women.
THE average house price in London is now £500,000 and that will only bag you a pokey little flat. Here are some better ways to spend your money.
THE £20-per-week rise in Universal Credit for the pandemic cannot last forever, because we do not deserve it. Here’s how to flash that cash while it lasts.
A COUPLE have bought a puppy so they finally have a legitimate excuse for giving up sex completely.
A FREE-THINKING woman making a bold statement with hair dye was gutted to see another woman with the same pink tint.
A MAN is wondering whether to throw his Lonely Planet guides away rather than allow them to mock him from the bookshelf.
BRITONS under lockdown have confirmed that their homes appear to be getting a tiny bit smaller every day.
A WOMAN who likes to highlight the blinkered nature of people’s opinions always supports the worst point of view, it has emerged.
ARE you a former tenant back with mum and dad, wondering what to do with all this extra money you’ve got?
WANT strangers in the park to know you’re going home to a house with a chalkboard in the kitchen? Do these key activities during your mandated hour of exercise.
THE UK is in lockdown. A deadly new strain of Covid is loose. Democracy is under attack in the US. But while it seems this is no time to masturbate, we must.