Lifestyle

PARENTS demand presents but want nothing. Your attempt to treat them to something different will be resented and reviled.

IS your holiday is a gruelling test of your love for your partner? Here are some behaviours you wish they’d saved for when you’re not in their company 24/7 after spending a fortune.

ONLY attractive people with toned, fit bodies are truly enjoying the summer.

DESPITE their popularity, tattoos are still not fully accepted by those who do not cover their skin with childish drawings. Could it be for these obvious reasons?

A QUIRKY, independent 38-year-old man believes he is too focused on his job and his happiness to give in to the pressure to marry.

HOW to remember the epic summer of ’26? Burnham tattoo? Binface tattoo? Or with a visit to the UK’s most desirable locations?

THE Raleigh Bicycle Company could soon no longer exist, but its famous Choppers required a lot of imagination to be cool. These items required serious delusions too.

A COUPLE are being unaccountably ungrateful to a Travelodge which, at no extra cost, provided them with the opportunity for a spontaneous 2am threesome.

A SOCIAL butterfly of a 41-year-old claims to know three whole people he can readily classify as friends.

A FATHER is refusing to let a spot of uncontrollable wildfire ruin his family’s holiday in Bordeaux.