Lifestyle

IRONICALLY sprouting hair from new locations just as you’re going bald is a normal part of aging. Your barber now discreetly asks if you’d like these to be shaped.

A MAN has stressed that he is a modest chap with simple porn tastes. 

PLAYING a guessing game about them is a great icebreaker with women at parties, probably. But bear these things in mind to avoid being told to f**k off instantly.

THERE is no arousing word for a lady’s underthings and most kill the mood stone dead. We rank them from bad to worst.

A WOMAN who popped into her local sex shop while already feeling a little frisky has left it more than £200 down.

WONDERING why you’re paying hundreds a month for a dingy hallway, stolen parcels and a sticker with a QR code for an online scam in the lift? Check out these features.

THE UK’s leading financial expert Martin Lewis has recommended spending cash on escorts and good times because life is ultimately a finite resource.

UPTIGHT middle-class couples indulge in the ultimate taboo in the bedroom and pretend they’re common. These are six of their darkest fantasies.

COSY crime is booming, and real-life murderers are not immune to its charms with more and more unsolved killings marked by tweeness.

THE estate of manhood comes with a single inoffensive M&S suit, to be worn at each and every formal social event. Including these.